I'm in Austin! Lets get started.

This is a photograph of one of the crew members I hired to remove the popcorn from the ceiling, then paint the interior.  His name is Jonny and the rest of the crew members call him "Jonny make a line".  They basically put him in a room with a bucket of paint and a brush, point to a wall and say "Jonny make a line".  Then with laser precision, he makes a wide line on all the edges that the roller can roll within.

This photograph was taken while they were spraying the walls.